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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for s


10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan10 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swan
10. Tell him Bellas pregnant but youre having trouble figuring out who the father is Bellas unsure whether its Edward, Carlisle, Jacob or Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief Swan Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie thats strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Tak


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10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the s. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the q is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to get lost in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with times have changed, old man


10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, an
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Maddie
im coming prune whip
get off my bunyin
Bart
Homer:i didn't know you spoke greek
May your mushrooms always be satayed and your onions always grilled-Scrubs
L: I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret ok?
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Maddie
im coming prune whip
get off my bunyin
Bart
Homer:i didn't know you spoke greek
May your mushrooms always be satayed and your onions always grilled-Scrubs
L: I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret ok?
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Never forget that you don't stop playing games because you get old, you get old because you stop playing games...
--
Maddie
im coming prune whip
get off my bunyin
Bart
Homer:i didn't know you spoke greek
May your mushrooms always be satayed and your onions always grilled-Scrubs
L: I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret ok?
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Never forget that you don't stop playing games because you get old, you get old because you stop playing games...
--
Maddie
im coming prune whip
get off my bunyin
Bart
Homer:i didn't know you spoke greek
May your mushrooms always be satayed and your onions always grilled-Scrubs
L: I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret ok?
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Never forget that you don't stop playing games because you get old, you get old because you stop playing games...
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